Jessie - Beware of Jerks
Gorgeous, friendly fellow promises to deter all nosy neighbors, disgruntled exes and all other jerks from your yard. Hang high and reach expands to a 52-mile radius surrounding your home. Indoor or outdoor use, weatherproof metal and paint. Wire loop for easy hanging.

Metal, paint, approx. 14 high x 10 wide

Gregory - Beware of Dog
Big red dog rivals the infamous Clifford in looks, but wins the race when it comes to keeping folks out of your hair. Funky dots border bright body and striking lettering in this weatherproof sign. Indoor or outdoor. Wire loop for easy hanging.

Metal, paint, approx. 14 wide x 10 high

SOLD

Freida the Cat Dog Pig
We're not sure what Freida is, but we know she would be a smashing addition to any home or yard. Three-dimensional mouth looks ready to share a smile or rip off your fingers. Indoor or outdoor use, weatherproof metal and paint. Wire loop for easy hanging.

Metal, paint, approx. 12 wide x 16 high

Craven the Coyote
Protect your yard, garden and patio with this delightful guard coyote done up in a pleasant purple with polka dot teeth tips. Excellent addition to gazebos or garage doors. Indoor or outdoor use, weatherproof metal and paint. Wire loop for easy hanging.

Metal, paint, approx. 8 wide x 14 high

Beatrice - Beware of Bird
She may not be a mother hen, but Beatrice will protect your home just as fiercely. Great for aviaries, atrium, attics and children's bedrooms. Indoor or outdoor use, weatherproof metal and paint. Wire loop for easy hanging.

Metal, paint, approx. 10 high x 8 wide

Marty the Mallard - Duck
Kooky and friendly duck brings joy and color to any landscape or home interior. Marty's random dents, uneven surface and reinforced metal edges adds both character and heft. Indoor or outdoor, weatherproof. Wire loop for easy hanging.

Metal, paint, approx. 16 wide x 14 high

Gertie the Gecko
Sweetly spotted gecko adds charm, finesse and a delicate touch to any porch or family room. Warm brown with soft blue polka dots. Indoor or outdoor, weatherproof and so adorable you'll want to vomit.

Metal, paint, approx. 24 wide x 18 high

SOLD

Get Lost - Door Sign
If privacy is your main goal in life, this sign is for you. Charming yet powerful heart-shaped sign with skeleton gets the message across. Indoor or outdoor, weatherproof. Wire loop for easy hanging.

Metal, paint, approx. 12 wide x 10 high

Go Away - Door Sign
You may love people, and you may find you'll love them even more when they heed your kitschy sign and go away. Dancing skeleton sweetly enhances the message. Indoor or outdoor, weatherproof. Wire loop for easy hanging.

Metal, paint, approx. 12 wide x 10 high

Ginny - Beware of Giraffe
Much needed sign to protect the zillions of pet giraffes most people keep in their backyard sheds. Also works well for children's room decor and conversation piece for any kitchen or office space. Bright, fun colors offset goofy mean face. Indoor or outdoor use, weatherproof. Wire loop for easy hanging.

Metal, paint, approx. 24 high x 14 wide